Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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