i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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