is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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