we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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