How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I don't think brook has ever known best
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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