worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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