gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Randomize
