brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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