I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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