I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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