If i come over, it means nothing
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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