Me. At least after what I've been through.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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