If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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