probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I am available for nakedness
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
