so that wasnt chicken after all
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
