I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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