I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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