I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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