dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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