he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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