i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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