we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She is in my trunk
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
