how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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