I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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