Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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