Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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