ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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