I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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