im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
