I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
that is very illegal...i love you.
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