"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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