I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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