Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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