I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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