real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Randomize
