I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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