Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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