what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
too bad you live with your parents still
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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