I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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