Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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