So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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