Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
my being single is dangerous.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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