I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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