marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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