Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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