exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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