i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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