my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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