Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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