Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
jump out the window naked night went bad
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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